Check out this week's Star Wars-related Club Penguin Times issue!
JOIN THE REBEL ALLIANCE
Defend the galaxy!
Urgent message from Princess Cadence: This is our most desperate hour. Someone's gotta save our skins and u guys r the ones to do it! This evil Empire and Darth Herbert have gotta be stopped once and for all! LISTEN UP! Here's the plan...
Head to the Millennium Falcon. It's a piece of junk, but the pilot knows what he's doing. From here, u gotta fly to Tatooine. You know you've made it if u've got sand in your shoes and are getting a sun tan. But don't build a sandcastle just yet! There's still a lot of work to do.
Expect to see Stormtroopers--and a WHOLE bunch of 'em. You'll know them from the white suits--there's no sense of style with that crew. U gotta defeat the Stormtroopers 2 save Tatooine. Lemme tell u, this is an EPIC task. I'll be working on getting us 2 the Death Star. Wish me luck! Princess Cadence--Out!
NEWSFLASH
Grab your Kloo Horn and Bandfill, head to the Cantina, and start an inter-galactic space band with your friends!
BECOME A JEDI MASTER
By Obi-Wan Sensei -- Members, you must learn the ways of the Force and become a Jedi Master. Use your Lightsaber to duel other Jedi. Practice is the only way you will learn. Much like a ninja, you must have deep concentration. Do not let the ways of the dark side, or their crumbly cookies distract you. Use Jedi power and agility to advance your skills. Always stay highly focused in battle.
Understand the Force and use it to guide you in this journey. You are the guardians of peace and justice in the galaxy. Protect Club Penguin, and your efforts will be rewarded. May the Force be with you, always.
UPCOMING EVENTS
On now! Fly to Tatooine
Receive your orders and began Rebel training!
Aug. 1 Infiltrate the Death Star
Outsmart Darth Herbert and steal the secret plans!
Aug. 8 Fly to Yavin 4
Destroy the Death Star, restore freedom to the galaxy, and collect your medal reward!
Find the collectible pin! Hidden now until August 7.
Next pin hidden: August 8-21
ASK OBI-WAN SENSEI
Who is Darth Herbert?
-E. Ville
Darth Herbert was once a good Jedi, and student of mine. The Force was strong with him, and there was much potential for greatness. But his greed for power made him turn to the dark side of the Force. Now, like an angry walrus, Herbert is a master of evil.
He seeks to gain absolute control of the galaxy. Including free pizza delivery to his space station. Many fear he will rule with an iron fist. And will stop only to defeat those who stand in his way. It is possible he is a servant to the dark will of another. Yet, we do not know this with any certainty. For the future is unknown, even to me.
What is the Force?
-Jed Eye
The Force is what gives a Jedi Master his power. It is an energy field created by all living things. It is inside us, and all around us. It binds the galaxy together. Like the elements of Card-Jitsu, the Force must be used with great care. It has both a light and dark side. One must understand, and use it for only good. Only those with a high count of midi-chlorians are Force-sensitive. They are able to perform acts of great skill and agility.
Is the Force strong within you, young grasshopper?
SECRETS
TIPS ON HOW TO DEFEAT STORMTROOPERS
Here are some tips to help you defeat the Stormtroopers: Press the Space Bar to roll behind cover. Rolling makes it difficult for Stormtroopers' laser to hit you. If you shoot an enemy again once they're in the air, you can earn more points. Rolling and ducking for cover won't always help you. So, watch out for thermal detonators at all costs!
JOKES
Q. What country is shaped like a rope?
A. Europe!
-Eswari
Q. What did one tomato say to the other tomato?
A. Ketchup!
-Angelbe1529
Q. What's a snakes favorite subject?
A. History
-Reeva21
Q. What has a head, a tail, is brown, and no legs?
A. A penny!
-Craby173
Q. Did you hear the story about the germ?
A. Never mind, I don't want it to spread.
-Cheddars8
Q. What happens when you put a radio in a refrigerator?
A. Cool music!
-Cool Pixels
Q. What does the catcher eat dinner?
A. Behind the plate!
-Cuttieboy10
